Thursday, October 31, 2013
Conversations With My Daughter: The Bodily Function Edition (sounds promising doesn't it?)
Lily (waking up from a short nap in the car): It was certainly a excellent idea to go to sleep.
Lily: Ladybugs are scared of music.
Lily (asking to start painting before I had finished setting everything up): Can I go to town ahead?
Lily (opening the bathroom door and peeking her head inside): I want some chocolate chips. I just wanted to let you know (closes the door and leaves).
Lily (looking at an ad in a magazine): That's not ballet, its a commercial. I want ballet.
Lily: I gotta pick these (cupcake wrappers) up cause Daddy will not like it.
Mommy: Daddy's having a rough day. You have a rough day sometimes don't you?
Lily: Yeah, sometimes I get frustrated and I have to take a rest.
Lily (watching me change Reuben's diaper): Whoa! That's the stinkiest, stinkiest poop that I ever seen.
Lily: I like your philtrum Mommy. I have a snotty one, but that's ok, I can still wear it.
Lily: I can help you Mommy. Lilys are an excellent job at finding.
Lily (watching me write Daddy's name on a piece of paper): No! You can't have a Y for Daddy! That's for Lily!
Lily: Reuben's not addicted to cold things (talking about him drinking water not cold juice - like her - from his cup).
Daddy (looking around and feigning confusion): Somebody farted.
Lily: Yeah...you did.
Lily (pointing to the kiddie toilet in the bathroom at Walmart): Its a Lily size potty! Its fantastic!
Lily (angrily): Reuben I'm not saying anything funny to you!!! (as he's laughing about something in his carseat)
Lily (talking about Daddy getting stung): That bee said "Yummy that skin is pretty tasty. I will sting that guy." And he did!
Lily: Look I have a mustache (peanut butter).
Mommy: You're adorable.
Lily: I'm a pip!
Lily (asking her aunt about a xylophone): Marié do you have a bammer to bam this with?
Lily (sitting under the desk playing with tape): Mommy I'm just chillin'.
Lily (helping me chop vegetables for dinner): Cauliflowers love to run away from ya!