Huh, maybe I do have a craving this time around...
I remember this one time when I was pregnant with Lily and I was madly craving a chicken salad sandwich. It was a lazy Sunday afternoon so we got ready and drove to the nearest fast food place that we thought sold them.
Intercom Lady: "Welcome to Wendy's. Go ahead with your order when you're ready."
Andrew: "Uh yeah, we'd like a...(glances at me)...chicken salad?
Intercom Lady: "Well we have several. Which one would you like?"
He looks over at me again and I shake my head furiously while whispering loudly "sandwich!"
Andrew: "I mean a sandwich."
Intercom Lady: "You want a chicken...sandwich?"
Andrew: "Yeeeeah. Do you have them?"
Intercom Lady: "Uh.........we have several........on the menu board."
I finally lean over him and exasperatedly holler at the intercom - "CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH!
(Did I mention I really wanted one?)
Intercom Lady: "Oh no, we don't have those."
Andrew: "Never mind then."
We ended up going to Publix and getting them at the deli. When I got home, I didn't really even want it. And Publix subs are the best.
Turns out its Arby's that has chicken salad sandwiches.
I'm surprised Andrew's still married to me. Ha ha.